Last Friday, while walking back to my office after lunch, I saw this one Nepalese pokguard sort of like winking-smiling at me and was shoving something in his hands towards me. I stopped and faced him coz I thought maybe I dropped something. Then he handed me this small piece of white paper and there was numbers written on it. And he said " Can you call me?"
And I was like OMG!! Market wa sudah downgrade ke hapa? Pok guard Nepal ni pon nak usha gua siotss!! Giler bitch bunyinye!! I didn't mean that, I get numbers from so called elites yuppies but not pokguard! Well, come to think of it, I used to get numbers from a Bangla bagel worker at Plaza Damas. So let me rephrase, it is not a downgrade..but more of a diversed market and global of coz..hah! gilo!
The thing about some man (sample of item pokgad Nepal & Banglabagel worker), they thought that when I'm being nice to them (because I treat everyone equally, no matter what background you are), I'm opened to next level. For example, this Banglaman, while waitng for my bf at the Bagel shop, he came and chat and being one civilized person, wa layan la. Just some decent chat, like his life and working experience and even offer him my ciggy. I like to feel dominant in that way. Tapi tu lah, wa terperangkap beb, last-last dia mintak hp number gua. Cait! Persuasive plak tu. Tapi yela, The game is mine, I got my free drink and cabut when my bf arrived. Dengan si Nepal ni plak, muka hensem macam AmirKhan, dok usha-usha when I was having my ciggy break alone. Everytime he was about to come and chat, I will pretend that I was talking on the phone. Haha..jahat!
So now, I'm a bit paranoid to have my ciggy break, afraid if I bumped into this Nepalese pokgad. Malas siots..I had enough man in hand to handle, nak tambah scandal ngan pokgad ke plak. Dah la muka stim semacam je, yela you can understand how their air kat kepala bertakung. On what basis this guts are coming from? Over desperation to get a fuck sebab dick dah melecet sebab asik kena DIY and need a real one or bila mamat ni pandang I, I look like SelenaGomez and every movement suddenly go slow-mo with hair blowing and he sees his first love...Hahaha macam haremmm!! I'm skeptical on this. Scary gak la!
Anyway, I didn't tell him about this coz I know what he would probably say or even ask me to do with this pokgad. This pokgad can be such a vulnerable subject and I just don't want to get involve with something that I don't dare to think.
It's time to go back now. Another routines awaits at home and I need a hair cut!
4 comments:
siak..tak terpikir plak nk buat mcm ni..muhahaha.
plan apa jemz?
eh..salah baca tu..plan = plak.
tapi, method ni boleh pakai kalo nk mengurat aweks mongolia/uzbekhistan/khazakastan/russia/bosnia/bollywood/amoi tanah besar ..etc..kan?
mm.. i think market aweks mongolia/uzbekhistan/khazakastan/russia/bosnia/bollywood/amoi tanah besar.. takde jadi pokgad.. tapi market derang more to those if u watch 999 la..pakai hp number tak laku..kena pakai $$(general statement la ye) :)
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